The Televised Execution:

CP Galom was born . . .

CP Galom was born tied to a tree already, ok, if you must know. He was tied there tightly with a rope made of some material, a material he has since not seen the like of. Shortly after birth, CP Galom was drafted into the service of a small and seldom heard of army. The army dissolved only five days later - three days before CP Galom would have been released with full benefits. (This prompted CP Galom to change what had by then become his longstanding policy of planning three days in advance. He would now plan two days in advance instead.) CP Galom was, for the first time, alone in the word and unfettered. His restriction and his conscription had ended. He had two days to fill.

posted by CP Galom @ 11:54 AM